CH 7 What about Blob

"I can't wait to slowly and painfully digest that lying bitch!" Tracy shouted while she uprooted trees as she rampaged through the forest. Ryan and Grace were clinging to each other as they sat on the snake part of her body.

"Tracy, maybe you should calm down, otherwise, they'll hear your rampage and just run away." Ryan advised.

"I like the thrill of the hunt!" Tracy Screeched at Ryan.

"But at the cost of Danny's life?" Ryan asked. A few minutes later, Ryan was begging to be let out of Tracy's stomach.

"I'm not letting you out until I catch that bitch Isopon!"

Grace was mad. "Look, you have to calm down! Besides, Ryan's not even her boyfriend, so you're not avenging Danny!" A few moments later, Grace joined Ryan.

Lust managed to catch up to Tracy. "Where is my sister?"

Tracy stopped and looked Lust in the eyes. Lust could see the rage in Tracy's eyes. "If you question me again, you'll be joining her." Tracy said callously.

"Well, uh, maybe seeing Ryan freaking out like the wuss he is will get rid of her crush...!" Lust said. She was more worried about what Tracy could do to Grace than her own well-being

"Glad you see it my way." Tracy said with a smile.

After an hour of traversing the forest, they stopped while Tracy vomited. "I'm so sorry, Tracy! I swear! My gag reflex was just too much for me! I had to throw up! It smelled terrible in there!"

"Never speak of it again, and neither of you will have to go back in there today." Tracy said.

"That's a very reasonable request. We'll happily agree!" Ryan said as he wiped stomach acid off of his face. "Thanks for protecting me from the acid, Grace."

"No problem, Ryan."  Grace replied cheerfully, as she tried to get stomach acid out of her hair.

Then, without warning, sharp thorns shot out of the thicket, hit Ryan's arm, and nailed him to a tree. Ryan yelled in pain before fainting.

"Ryan!" Lyra and Grace shrieked. They ran over to him.

"Outta the way! I'll handle this." Lust said as she walked over to Ryan, she pulled the thorns out of Ryans arm, then put him on the ground. "There. Now, Grace, Voltorb Chest, you two stay with Ryan. I'll go with Tracy and find out what did this to Ryan. "

"Okay, sis." Grace said as she started using heal bell and wish as Tracy and Lust ran to the source of the thorns.

When they got through the thicket, they came across a peculiar sight: A Bird Watcher who was completely green. His hair, his skin, and clothes were green.  His arms were covered in needles, and had a wicked expression on his face.

"Heheheh... Well, look who decided to show up."

"Who are you, and what makes you stupid enough to stand in my way?" Tracy demanded.

"Well, what confidence. Look, I've eased my way from a Flying-type trainer to being a grass-type. That's a big change. I think I can handle the two of you. But, just to make sure... Hey, Jessica! Get over here!"

Vines wrapped around a tree branch ten feet above Tracy's head. Jessica swung into Lust, knocking her down. "Well if it ain't victim number two! Long time no see! It's a good thing Calvin called me. I was hoping to get my vengeance on your boyfriend, but Isopon needs him intact... in fact, they'll be here soon. It's a shame the two of you won't be able to help once we're through with you!" Jessica said with a sadistic smile. Jessica's eyes glowed as roots sprouted from the ground, wrapping around Tracy and Lust, preventing them from moving.

Isopon emerged from the thicket; she reached into her stomach and pulled out Danny. She threw him to the floor. Calvin and Jessica ran and each grabbed one of his arms. Danny was being held so that Lust and Tracy could see him. Isopon moved in front of Danny. She then pulled a dusk stone out from her stomach. "The second this touches your head, you'll evolve. You poor fool. You should have joined us. Had you, we wouldn't have to use you as a guinea pig." She slowly brought the stone towards Danny's head. But then, Danny kicked it out of Isopon's hand. It slammed into her face. Suddenly, she was surrounded by light as she started to evolve. "No! This can't be happening!" She shrieked. When the light dissipated, she was a pile of sludge from the waist down, and one of her hands was grotesquely large and made completely out of sludge. "L-look what you did to me! I'll kill you!"

Danny used Strength to break free from Calvin and Jessca's grip. He slammed the two of them into each other, then threw them far off into the distance. Danny then pulled out his Pokédex and scanned Isopon.

The Pokédex started up, and explained in the voice of Farnsworth from Futerrama  "Mukmonster: a Sludge Pokémon. They evolve from Mukbabies with the help of hatred and a dusk stone. They are very vengeful and can grow in size. Their size increases by twice the size of what they eat. Oh, my. You should probably run. "

"Wow. That's not good." Danny said. Isopon grabbed and uprooted a tree. She then used it as a club to knock Danny into Tracy. Danny used cut to free them then he put his hand of Tracy's 'hip' "Heh... well, Tracy. It's been nice knowing ya. It's a shame we never got past first base, I know how much you wanted more out of our relationship. Now, if you need me..." Danny started to change. All his Pokémon DNA was starting to take over, "I'll be right here... in Valhalla... trying to catch the white whale. Tell me about the rabbits one last time, George." He said to Lust. "And the 'lil old farm that the nuns are gonna give us after we beat the knights that say..." He fainted.

Tracy was furious. "You hit him with a tree!? You're dead! I'll destroy you!" She transformed into her dark forme and used Dark Pulse on Isopon. Lust searched Danny's backpack for a revive.

"Ha! I'm a poison-dark type! You can't hurt me!" Isopon shouted.

"We'll see about that!" Tracy shouted as she used Flare Blitz, followed by Iron Tail, and finished with Overheat.

"No! My body's too hot! I can't stay in this form!" Isopon shrieked as she started to fall apart. Once she had melted into a pile of sludge, Tracy slithered up to her.

"Let's see how you like being eaten." With that, she unhinged her Jaw and started shoveling Isopon into her mouth. When she was done, her stomach was bulging. She calmed down, and returned to her normal forme and went over to Danny. Lust had revived him moments before. "Danny, I'm so happy you're *Urp* okay. Great. Isopon's giving me indigestion. "

Danny looked up at Tracy. "Could you please lie down on your back? You stomach looks like a great pillow at the moment." Danny smiled.

"Of course, Danny." Tracy said. She got down on her back, and Lust helped Danny get over to Tracy. Danny put his head on Tracy's gurgling stomach and drifted to sleep. Lust left the two of them to go get Grace, Ryan and Lyra. They carried Ryan over to Tracy and Danny by using Psychic to carry him. They set up camp, to prepare for their next adventure. Where they would go through Azelia Town to get to their next adventure, which includes a cameo of none other than-

"Shut up! You'll wake up my boyfriend! And he looks so cute, being lulled to sleep by the sounds of Isopon passing though my digestive tract..."